Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University

1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his
booklet making every other students look like they know
nothing. Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished?
They will face other students and say " can see your life
oooo?, he finished b4 an hour"
That is a well prepared student
2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their
lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers
when they were in college. They will tell you they were
always prepared for any exam & the barely got "C" * if I
hear*
3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go
through it. They will ask" why sweating profusely for these
cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since
*if I hear*
4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will
start giving testimonies of how many students they have
caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern
me with dat one ?**
5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go
through the questions and shake their heads pitifully
without saying anything
6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and
they will ask why your booklet is blank. "Didn't you read 4
dis exam ?" **Abeg swerve go left jhor**
7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are
caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating,
just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form
8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with
any student and they will change your seat . You keep
wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you
9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty
minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The
moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk
around and return back to their seat. Before you know it
they will sleep off
10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still
have an hour left. They will tell you "what are you still
writing when all your mates have submitted
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