10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University

1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He
comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him
smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives
an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always
mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.
2.The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up
comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his
laugher-filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can
be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades.
3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant
lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top
lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts,
invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to
helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are
usually hyperactive, aggressive and proud which usually
results into a clash with the students.
4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an
unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big
grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress
sense(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo Oritsejafor).
He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his
students feels or think about him, highly unpredictable
and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains.
5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely,
approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to
extensively teach his students in such a way that once you
fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail. He
is students' favourite.
6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a
semester(One, for course introduction & later, for revision,
a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only
comes to read out loud while the students listen. He
doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins,
he is done for the day's lecture.
7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives shabby
lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's
digits(The coded students knows what to do). #5k for 'C',
#8k for 'B' and #10k for 'A' depending on the importance
or Unit of the course.
8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes
advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't
matter how young she is, the sex addict just want to get
laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister,
daughter from him.
9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about
his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they
were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture
notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the
school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU
member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within
a lecture.
10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) - This type of
lecturer comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his
lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week
programmes. He is always gentle & Godly.
10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class
and usually separates the female students from the male
students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and
you don't need to be told before you know he is a muslim.
Take him for granted and you will pay dearly for it.
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